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Children's Bedtime Stories

I took a class on Children's Literature last semester, and after rereading some of my favorite childhood stories, I realized how completely twisted and awful most of them are. The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan, Grimm's Fairy Tales, and even nursery rhymes incorporate a lot of death and tragedy, but Disney edits have helped us forget about most of it. Here are a few of my own stories I wrote in the spirit of corrupting our children. The God awful illustrations are also mine.

Jammy Jimmy's Trip to School (with Alternate Ending!)

The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe (the Lesser-Known Version)

Sarah Meets the Unicorns

Meet Harry

Laundry Day

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