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*Note: This is Amy. She would absolutely hate being on the main page. I will surely pay for this.

Answer me this
Super strength or super intelligence?
Oh, definitely strength. I\'m a manly man.
Superman sucks! I\'ll take intelligence.
Neither. I\'m gonna save the world through hugs.
Neither. Cowering and whimpering is kinda my thing.
Who cares? We\'re all gonna die anyways.
Silence, nerd!
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9/3/05 -  Yeehaw, it's been a while, hasn't it?  I can't say I have any good excuses, other than I'm just damn lazy.  Maybe I'll get on here and just rant about stuff for a while today.  Yeah, that sounds good.  Well, maybe not good, but it'll get me out of doing laundry this afternoon.  I'm a horrible human being.
 
New:  Scary Faces Video: Extras section
    (Desirae records me making scary faces for the camera, pretty bizarre).

The Critics' House of Squabble: Toys of 2005

7/17/05- It's about time!  You remember when I threated to turn this place into a "Dear God, It's Me, Taryn" if no one participated in my little project?  Check out the first few snippets of it in the Other Writings section... and remember: it's entirely your fault. 
 
6/22/05- Don't get too excited, I wouldn't exactly call this an update.  There's an email in the email section now... yeah a real one. Yay.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have 4 children trying to destroy my house with their teeth.  No, I'm not kidding.

6/12/05- Today I made a second site for my photo album and videos I wanted to put up... check it out at http://whereistaryn2.tripod.com
 
 
 
6/11/05- Happy Birthday to me!  As sad as it is, I am so unpopular that I had plenty of time to put up a new piece in the writing section entitled '30 minutes of Daytime Commercials'.  It's pretty self-explanatory.  Also, I am horrified to see how many people have selected "MMMM... Manatees" in the latest poll.  You should all go to jail!

6/5/05- HIATUS.
 
I am a horrible human being.  Somewhere in between graduation, my trip to the Bahamas, nannying three children under the age of 6, reconstructing the basement (my new room) and a broken computer, I have been utterly (and dramatically) unable to update.  Apparently I am using 2 % of my allowed bandwidth... which means two of you are still reading!  SCORE!  During this brief period of swelling egotism I'll ignore the fact that one of those people is probably me.  Anyhow, I suppose for today I can at the very least change out my video for something better.  Look for it in my Extras section.  As soon as I get settled in here I'll be better about updating, promise.

One fine day after one too many margaritas, Nick and Anna had their usual argument over what's for dinner... only as each other.

In the Writings Section: Part 1 of the Deceased Authors Party

5/6/05:  Yep.  This is my new site.  I know, I know, I sold out to the easy webhosting, but honestly I got tired of dealing with that old geezer of an administrator who wouldn't let me put up videos because he was certain they were all illegal.  So here I am, with less space but more freedom.  Have a look around, I've put up some of my God Awful Children's Stories, soon to be read by every nuclear family this side of the Mississippi.  I'll also have up some home videos.  This week you'll have to settle for my Mike Nelson as Rondo the Amazing video.  Also, send me emails and/or post on my message board.  I need more people to pick on, or you'll have to put up with a lot of "Dear God, It's Me, Taryn" and so on.  Trust me, you don't want that.

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