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If you've got questions, comments, complaints, or concerns, I certainly have time to make fun of them. Send me an email, and if it's creative enough, it might end up on the site! Woohoo!

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So far you all have done a terrible job.

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From: The Violent Maniac
Subject: Your Frequently Asked Questions are Frequently Answered Wrong!
 
Message: Or at least the first one.  Everyone knows that the answer is the Tarynpan can.
 
Hey Amy.  Glad to see you're paying attention.  Originally it WAS "the Tarynpan, the Tarynpan can," for about 5 minutes anyways.  Then I had my brother and sister proofread that part of the site and they seemed to think I needed to add an explanation for my somewhat lesser-known nickname.  You know what a lazy bastard I am... two words versus about a hundred.  So even though you are absolutely right about this, the Tarynpan can't, no the Tarynpan can't.
 

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