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Currently: Back to School!
Well, summer's over and it's back to the books. Here I am fitting in with the short crowd... it's comforting to
know that I don't look younger than THEM, at least (I was recently accused of being 15 years old when I ordered a margarita).
The things they're teaching kids today! By the age of 7, they've all mastered the internet, can operate digital media,
and for all I know they've started teaching them calculus as well. I don't think the internet was even available when
I was 7! I miss the days when games were 2D, when cars didn't talk to you, and phones still had cords (they were easier
to find back then). I'm becoming old and obsolete, just like floppy disks and VHSs. *sigh*.
Previously: The Bahamas
This past weekend I was on the cruise ship 'Celebration' for a 4 day trip to the Bahamas. No, really. Okay, so I've lied
to you the last few times (thank you, photoshop), but here I've taken a picture that was actually good enough to put up.
On our first night aboard, the crew made us put on these very fashionable life vests and gather in the bar as if the boat
was sinking (here I am with my brother and sisters getting ready to play Titanic). We met our fellow passengers in this way,
and it basically shut down any chances I had of picking up hot guys on this trip. However, thanks to the long, drawn-out
repetitive nature of this drill, I now know that if I am ever on a boat that is sinking in the middle of the Atlantic, I should
head straight for the bar and buy myself a drink. Bottoms up!
Last Time: Deep in the heart of Texas
Howdy, from the other side of the Rio Grande! My friend Juan Stuarte Allanio II made a comfy little compartment for me in
his dashboard, and we had a rather uneventful trip across the border. Here I am celebrating the incompetance of the border
patrol at a real saloon, with peanuts on the floor and everything! I overdid it with the whiskey though, and as you can see,
I ended up with a mean case of whiplash later. Hopefully the next time you see me I'll be in a place where the stars aren't
so damned big and bright. Seriously, I'm gonna have retinal damage.
Previously: Mexico.
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