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You think I'm just gonna forget about the horrible things you people think? NEVER! 


Current Results for Answer me this

Sometimes I really hate this poll.

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Graph
%
Votes
 Me too. Almost as much as I hate Mexicans. Me too. Almost as much as I hate Mexicans. : 45.45% 45.45%  
 I thought you were going to ask me a question. I thought you were going to ask me a question. : 27.27% 27.27%  
 Oh no! MOMENT OF PANIC! Oh no! MOMENT OF PANIC! : 0.00% 0.00%  
 I hate you. I hate you. : 18.18% 18.18%  
 *Sobs uncontrollably *Sobs uncontrollably : 9.09% 9.09%  
 Total 100%   11 
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Current Results for Answer me this

Why did the manatee cross the road?

Answer
Graph
%
Votes
 Do manatees have feet? Do manatees have feet? : 20.00% 20.00%  
 Manatees only have flippers. Manatees only have flippers. : 0.00% 0.00%  
 He didn\'t. I hit him with my boat. He didn\'t. I hit him with my boat. : 40.00% 40.00%  
 Manatees are stupid animals. Manatees are stupid animals. : 0.00% 0.00%  
 Mmmm... Manatees. Mmmm... Manatees. : 40.00% 40.00%  
 Total 100%  
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Current Results for Answer me this

Okay, Jimmy, what do you do if a stranger asks you to get in his car?

Answer
Graph
%
Votes
 Well, I guess that depends on what he drives. Well, I guess that depends on what he drives. : 16.67% 16.67%  
 Kick him in the groin! Kick him in the groin! : 33.33% 33.33%  
 What I usually do... stand there and drool. What I usually do... stand there and drool. : 16.67% 16.67%  
 Power Ranger THUNDER SHOCK!!! Power Ranger THUNDER SHOCK!!! : 0.00% 0.00%  
 Don't worry, my pokemon will protect me. Don't worry, my pokemon will protect me. : 16.67% 16.67%  
 Sob uncontrollably. Sob uncontrollably. : 16.67% 16.67%  
 Total 100%  
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I would do something with this but my little toe is bleeding.  It's gushing blood all over my mom's brand new white carpet.  And it's attracting my brother's pet vampire bats.  You'll just have to forgive me.

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